a to względem fonetyki :)

pRawie jak fRom Pakistan (wtajemniczeni wiedza )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

:)

ja tez zagladam , zdecydowanie wole bloga naszego autorstwa od wiki , jakos nie mam do niej serca :P
moze tu zrobimy jakas mobilizacje przed nastepnym gramatycznym testem ?reported speech moze da sie jeszcze uratowac, bo jezeli chodzi o inwersje i emphasis to chyba juz po kwiatkach xD
EZK powinno trwac caly rok , bo przynajmniej chcac nie chcac do gramatyki zagladalam ;)

mój najpiękniejszy blog ;p

zastanawiam się czy ktoś tu czasem zagląda ;)

Gratulacje :)

Ogłaszam wszem i wobec ,że Nasz Blog zasłużył sobie na oceny bardzo dobre w indeksach :D:D:D

Gratuluję wspóltwórcom i liczę na kontynuację :)

Dialog between G. Bush and C. Rice

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yes, sir.
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)
Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.
George B. : - That's who's name?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
(Pause.)
George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - That's correct.
George B. : - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
(Pause. Crumples paper)
George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

Film' titles translate into Polish...

Gilmore Girls- Kochane Kłopoty
10 things I hate about you- Zakochana złośnica
A walk to remember - Szkoła uczuć
Dirty Dancing- Wirujący seks
Eternal Sunshine Of Spotless Mind - Zakochany bez pamieci
Save the last dance - W rytmie hip hopu
Coyote Ugly - Wygrane marzenia
Finding Neverland - Marzyciel
Meet the Fockers - Poznaj moich rodziców
One Tree Hill- Pogoda na miłość
The O.C.-Życie na fali
Prison Break- Skazany na śmierć
Desperate Housewives- Gotowe na wszystko
Duplex - Starsza pani musi zniknąć Lord of War
Lord of War - Pan życia i śmierci
Panic Room- Azyl
Fight Club-Podziemny krąg
Girl, Interrupted- Przerwana lekcja muzyki

Maybe you know more funny translation of American or English movies?

Funny English signs in restaurants, hotels and not only....

• It is forbidden to entertain guests of the opposite sex in your room; please use the lobby for this purpose. (Hotel in China)
• Please leave your values at the front desk (Hotel in Paris)
• Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. (Zoo in Hungary)
• There will be an exhibition of art by 15,000 Soviet sculptors and painters. These were executed over the past two years. (Announcement in Russia)
• Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager (Restaurant in Nairobi)
• Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar (Cocktail lounge in Norway)
• Persons are prohibited from picking flowers at any but their own graves (A cemetery somewhere)

TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE FROM FUTURE TIME

http://www.englishclub.com/grammar/verbs-m_future_quiz.htm

http://www.angielski.edu.pl/gramatyka_cwiczenia/test.php?catid=13

http://testwiedzy.pl/test_view/2171/will-and-going-to.html

Advanced technology

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:
"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
".......Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
".......Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

Learning Tenses - Step Nine - Other ways of reffering to the future

• IS / ARE TO BE - This is used to describe formal arrangements (All students are to assemble in the hall at 9.00.)
• BE ABOUT TO, BE ON THE POINT OF, BE DUE TO, JUST ABOUT TO - Be about to and be on the point of both refer to the next moment. Be due to refers to scheduled times. Just can be used to describe sth on the point of happening.
  

Examples: I think the play is about to start now.
Mary is on the point of resigning.
The play is due to start in 5 minutes.
Ann's flight is due at 6.20
Hurry up! The train is just leaving.

• PRESENT SIMPLE is used to refer to future time in future time clauses ( When we get there, we'll have dinner)
• PRESENT PERFECT can also be used instead Present Simple when the completion of the event is emphasised ( When we've had a rest, we'll go out)
  

Learning Tenses - Step Eight - Future Perfect

• This has both simple and continuous forms, and refers to time which we look back at from a future point

Examples: In the 2 years time I'll have finished the book.
By the end of the month, I'll have been working for this firm for a year.

• It can also be used to express an assumption on the part of the speaker.

Example: You won't have heard the news, of course.



http://www.englishpage.com/verbpage/futureperfect.html

Things you wouldn't know without the movies :)

Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies


-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it''''s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

Learning Tenses - Step Seven - Future Continuous

• This describes an event which will be happening at a future point (Come round in the morning, I'll be painting in the kitchen)
• It can also describe events which are going to happen anyway, rather than events which we choose to make happen. (I won't bother to fix a time to see you, because I'll be calling into the office anyway several times next week.)
• In some contexts future continuous also sounds more polite than "will" (Will you be going to the shops later? If you go, could you get me some milk?)
• It can also be used to refer to fixed arrangements and plans ( The band will be performing live in Paris this summer)

http://www.englishpage.com/verbpage/futurecontinuous.html

Learning Tenses - Step Six - Future Time

Will, Going to, Present Continuous

• WILL is normally known as the predictive future, and describes known facts, or what we suppose is true ( I'll be late home this evening )
  

This can also take the form of an assumption ( That'll be Jim at the door)

• WILL is also used to express an immidiate decision. (I'll take this one)

• BE GOING TO describes intentions or plans. At the moment of speaking the plans have already been made. (I'm going to wait here until Carol gets back)

Going to is also used to describe an event whose cause is present or evident. (Look at that
tree! It's going to fall)

• PRESENT CONTINUOUS describes fixed arrangements, especially social and travel arrangements. A time reference is usually included. Note the strong similarity to the GOING TO future. ( I'm having a party next week and I'm going to have party next week)
  

Passive

How to make passive:




















some exercise :)