Funny English signs in restaurants, hotels and not only....

• It is forbidden to entertain guests of the opposite sex in your room; please use the lobby for this purpose. (Hotel in China)
• Please leave your values at the front desk (Hotel in Paris)
• Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. (Zoo in Hungary)
• There will be an exhibition of art by 15,000 Soviet sculptors and painters. These were executed over the past two years. (Announcement in Russia)
• Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager (Restaurant in Nairobi)
• Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar (Cocktail lounge in Norway)
• Persons are prohibited from picking flowers at any but their own graves (A cemetery somewhere)