Entertainment :))

Here's some space to place jokes in English and other funny stuff (and nothing else!). Hope it's a good idea :) Sometimes English may be very funny :)

A man (Polish) comes to a lawyer. The lawyer asks:"What's a problem?""I have to get divorced with my wife!""Why?""Because she wants to kill me!""Why do you think that?""I've found in her locker a bottle with a tag 'Polish Remover' "

Translator Polish - English

• mówić bez ogródek - to say sth without a little garden
• zapalenie opon mózgowych - brain tire fire
• podrecznik - undertowel
• wioska zabita dechami - village killed by desks
• Wierzę Ci - I tower you
• Czuję do Ciebie pociąg - I feel train to you
• How to translate a name "Janusz"??? "I knife"